Charlton fans hoping for a takeover received a further blow when it was revealed that the Trotters Independent Trading bid for Charlton has collapsed. The following is a transcript of a conversation between Del Boy and Roland.
Bon joor Roland, it's your old mucker Del Boy.
Qui?
Del Boy from Peckham what has just been voted the eleventh coolest place on the planet: London's coolest neighbourhood
Mon Dieu!
Nous parlons Franglais?
Bien sur.
Trez bien. Now when we were last on the dog you said you wanted 60 for your debts and 40 for the club and I said we could run to a ton.
C'est vrai.
Now Roland I am prepared to up my offer. In preparation for Brexit we are making Belgian style beer here in London.
[Roland is shocked into speaking English]. It's a travesty!
Non, mon ami, it's not a tapestry. But, as it so happens, I have a consignment of authentic Bayeux tapestry tea towels which I am happy to throw in.
Je bois café - et l'eau du robinet!
Like the Academy players! But I bet you like a nice glass of Belgian beer. Our beer is made by monks in a monastery in New Cross and it is called 'Pissoir New Den'.
Roland: Sacre bleu!
No, it's not blue Roland, it's a nice golden colour.
Quoi?
No, Roland, this is nothing to do with Tony Watt.
Are you that M. Everitt from Ramsgate in disguise? Is this a wind up?
I'm not that plonker, it's your old mate Del Boy from Beckham with the brother whose middle name is Charlton.
You take me for a fool! I'm a billionaire visionary. I will not sell the club to you!
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